"You wish." - Harry Potter

 

As I mentioned in my previous blog post, I am not the biggest fan of Harry Potter. People think I am somewhat crazy because of this. “How can not like the main character,” they say. “He destroyed the dark lord,” they said. Well, thanks for stating the obvious, fellow Potterheads, but let me explain what I am thinking in my head.

Harry Potter is the biggest emotional pansy I have ever read about in my life. I understand being really upset and stressed and strained because of everything that’s been going on. But that doesn’t give him the right to complain about it to everyone that will listen to him.

In the Order of the Phoenix when Hermione wants Harry to form Dumbledore’s Army, he just has to be the most modest person on the face of the Earth and say that he’s not a good enough wizard to teach other’s what to do in the case on an emergency.

Are you kidding me?

You are obviously a fantastic wizard! Lupin, a fantastic person and wizard told you that you were fantastic, Dumbledore took you under his big, obscure, flamboyant bird wings, and you have the guts to say that you aren’t a good enough wizard?! Really though, you don’t even know. He only formed DA because his closest friends forced him to. Then he basks in all the glory like he wanted to teach his peers the whole time. Who are you really fooling, dude?

Then he decides to abandon RON, HIS BEST FRIEND in the Goblet of Fire. This kid has done everything for you and practically kissed the ground you walked on, and you blow up on him because of your name being in a freaking cup. Stop it. Just stop.

He can just be a bit of a whiner. And I don’t like whiners, even though I’ve been whining about this whiner for the last here hundred words. But still, you have to agree that some of the things he says and does are absolutely ridiculous. So yeah, I sometimes can’t stand the kid.

Oh yeah, and he never seems to know what anything is. If you found out you were a wizard, wouldn’t you want to do as much research on this whole new world as possible? Yeah that’s what I thought.

Good night fellow Potterheads!